Junk Food and Venom: Poisonuous Words

This is the first of what Im sure will be a long series of Junk Food and Venom.

For some reason all the backed up hateful and pure repugnant feelings I have been holding on to are suddenly starting to come out in the form of spiteful, insulting, and just down right rude quotables from my evil genius mastermind. All day I have been spewing these lil nuggets of mean-spirited one liners on facebook and twitter and I think people are starting to worry about me...but I just dont give (insert expletive of choice) and quite franlky it feels really grand.

But anyways on to the poison....

My topic today are people who pass up on good things.
Hey dumbass! If someone offers you a job and you are currently unemployed dont pass it up. You clearly are in need of one, unless you just wanted to be the skidmark in the underwear of society (then by all means dont let me or your unpaid bills stop you).

Also if you are in a shitty relationship with someone and you get plenty of opportunities to get out and you dont take it...dont complain about your situation to me cause I really dont care loser. And my favorite one, passing up a person that really cares about you.

I think if that person tries countless times to give you their heart and you pass it up for something like "Oh I have daddy issues" I think you should just go ahead invest in kittylitter. Its ok to have your hang ups, we all do, but its not ok to drag someone through two and a half years of BS......
*takes deep breath*
Sorry I had a flashback there..Im back now.

Dont be a prude just because things didnt go right in the past, shit happens....get over it!!
Oh and dont say stuff like Im moving on and then randomly text with some ole BS........

*takes deep breath*
My bad I did it again...let me wrap this up right now.

In conclusion, good things do happen every once and again, even a jinx like me knows that. Pay attention when the good comes your way, its not that hard to see it if you take your head out your ass!!! I'm done go let that marinate.....dumbasses

Tone Deaf Hero..... Story two

So I had my first vocal lesson today, mostly just talking to me about the basics and breathing and stuff. I already learned alot from it so that just shows me that I will learn alot and improve my voice. I also learned that I am not tone deaf but I dont feel like changing the name of my series so thats gonna have to stick lol.... But all Im dreading is having to hear myself sing....oh lord I dont like hearing it sometimes Im my own worst enemy in this lol but im sure I will get over it. The only thing is I need my lil brother there next time because he can already sing and teases me about it but thats ok when I get good thats his behind when I get my voice together lol. Oh well, for now i'll just practice and work at it...

More coming soon

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Tone Def Hero.....Story one

So Ive been tryna to practice and research tips and exercises to better improve my voice, ya know so I wont go into my lessons totally sucking lol, and Im not too sure how they are working out... I still feel like Im really flat but oh well I will just have to keep trying, nothing is easy especially if you are trying to pick up from like 14 yrs ago when you were younger. Man it seemed so easy back then but of course I hadnt hit puberty yet so my voice was still high (man wat a difference lol). Now that Im older I have to find songs that are in my range and find a certain style for myself, Ive been listening to older music of all kinds so I'm bound to run into something that fits me...sooner rather than later would be nice lol But its a journey Im committed to taking so I will push through and I know I will get some kind of good results from my singing lessons.