This is the first of what Im sure will be a long series of Junk Food and Venom.
For some reason all the backed up hateful and pure repugnant feelings I have been holding on to are suddenly starting to come out in the form of spiteful, insulting, and just down right rude quotables from my evil genius mastermind. All day I have been spewing these lil nuggets of mean-spirited one liners on facebook and twitter and I think people are starting to worry about me...but I just dont give (insert expletive of choice) and quite franlky it feels really grand.
But anyways on to the poison....
My topic today are people who pass up on good things.
Hey dumbass! If someone offers you a job and you are currently unemployed dont pass it up. You clearly are in need of one, unless you just wanted to be the skidmark in the underwear of society (then by all means dont let me or your unpaid bills stop you).
Also if you are in a shitty relationship with someone and you get plenty of opportunities to get out and you dont take it...dont complain about your situation to me cause I really dont care loser. And my favorite one, passing up a person that really cares about you.
I think if that person tries countless times to give you their heart and you pass it up for something like "Oh I have daddy issues" I think you should just go ahead invest in kittylitter. Its ok to have your hang ups, we all do, but its not ok to drag someone through two and a half years of BS......
*takes deep breath*
Sorry I had a flashback there..Im back now.
Dont be a prude just because things didnt go right in the past, shit happens....get over it!!
Oh and dont say stuff like Im moving on and then randomly text with some ole BS........
*takes deep breath*
My bad I did it again...let me wrap this up right now.
In conclusion, good things do happen every once and again, even a jinx like me knows that. Pay attention when the good comes your way, its not that hard to see it if you take your head out your ass!!! I'm done go let that marinate.....dumbasses