Tis the Season....Round one

So far so good on the christmas shopping, even tho I cant find a thing on my list thats still in stock, at least I can say I havent gotten into any of those holly jolly mall-brawls. Every year it seems like the most joyous of holidays is always filled with foul language and scuffles over the new hottest toy around. The mall is always infested with over-worked and under-appreciated parents tryin to find little "John Q. Son of a Bitch" a Nintendo DS that he will probably lose or what I like to call "Russy Simmons" it when he cant win the overcomplexed game that should clearly be for teens and up. But like title says this only round one and my christmas lst isnt even half way done, so we'll just have to wait and see wat the rest of this week holds.........Is it bad that I wish somebody would start a fight so it could escalate into a riot so I can start looting and get my christmas shopping done with that good ole American 5 finger discount? Just a thought lol